Cyclists in Glasgow?

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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby octavia » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:44 pm

best find a jehovas witness ,cause the next padalist Isee going through a red light in front of me will surley get a skoda octavia with 4 large govanites right through him.............
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby BTJustice » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:14 am

I have to ask, what is it that annoys you so much you are willing to threaten physical harm to somebody? Is it gelousy that the cyclist is on his way and you need to wait 3 minutes? Do you run over pedestrians if you see them safely crossing when the red man is out? If the actions of others have no direct effect on you then live and let live instead of seeking some sort of revenge. It's risky enough out there as a cyclist without a self appointed road warrior taking swings at you with 2 tons of metal.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:22 am

Penis envy.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby HelenD » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:51 am

Octavias pull up outside my flat all day long. Disiesels. Rattle-chatter-rattle-chatter... :(

Toot toot!

The doorbell is on the side of the house, not the steering wheel. :roll:
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby rabmania » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:37 pm

BTJustice wrote:I have to ask, what is it that annoys you so much you are willing to threaten physical harm to somebody? Is it gelousy that the cyclist is on his way and you need to wait 3 minutes? Do you run over pedestrians if you see them safely crossing when the red man is out? If the actions of others have no direct effect on you then live and let live instead of seeking some sort of revenge. It's risky enough out there as a cyclist without a self appointed road warrior taking swings at you with 2 tons of metal.


Quite.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby Fat Cat » Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:28 pm

I have heard it said that cyclists are a bunch of self satisfied, entitled fandans in their everyday lives as well as on the road. Any truth in that? It could be said that most car drivers are knobs in everyday life as well as on the road. Does it work both ways? And what about those pesky pedestrians?
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby Lucky Poet » Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:35 am

Pedestrians? Don't get me started. Shower of bastards, always with their perambulating here and there like they have some bloody right to walk around the place.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby banjo » Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:02 am

aye,and do not get me started on those inconsiderate mobility scooter driving terrorists.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby Fat Cat » Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:18 pm

banjo wrote:aye,and do not get me started on those inconsiderate mobility scooter driving terrorists.


Especially when in tesco :roll:
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby rabmania » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:37 am

Fat Cat wrote:I have heard it said that cyclists are a bunch of self satisfied, entitled fandans in their everyday lives as well as on the road. Any truth in that? It could be said that most car drivers are knobs in everyday life as well as on the road. Does it work both ways? And what about those pesky pedestrians?


People sometimes behave like knobs, it's a fact.

I hate it when, as a cyclist, I'm assumed to be responsible for the behaviour of other folk on bikes (knobs) who don't follow the rules or obey the laws. I don't stereotype all car drivers; I only blame those (knobs) who drive dangerously/carelessly. It's really not complicated, is it?

However,I will own up to the self satisfied label, if that helps...
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby banjo » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:31 am

cyclist in a serious condition just now following an accident on dumbarton rd partick.crashed into an open car door and was run over by the following vehicle.be careful out there.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby thegazman » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:26 pm

When I cycle I call all Motor vehicle drivers arseholes
But when I'm driving my van it's the cyclists I call arseholes
.......... Arseholes the lot of them 8O
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby banjo » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:19 am

two souls were on their way to heaven when they passed two eagles.aaah eagles exclaimed the souls,the eagles were too polite to reply.
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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby sandabound » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:42 am

banjo wrote:two souls were on their way to heaven when they passed two eagles.aaah eagles exclaimed the souls,the eagles were too polite to reply.


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Re: Cyclists in Glasgow?

Postby mercury » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:33 pm

Have a look at this. http://youtu.be/L0_oSt8v8Nk
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