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Postby maZe » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:17 pm

I work in PR and marketing (which means I can do press releases, arrange scrums, press conferences, special events, promotions) and also have a huge experience in radio (I can do great montages and make anyone say anything basically, album producing and work as a DJ too). I'm also a professional emcee and public speaker.

I can also translate stuff from french to english and from english to french.

and I can answer any questions about Canadia.
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Postby johnnyanglia » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:38 pm

Hi, I am looking for a reasonably priced trimmer to repair rips and burst stiching to a classic car interior. If anybody can recommend anyone i would be much obliged. I am also looking for someone to make up a a carpet for the car. :)
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Postby KonstantinL » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:22 pm

I'll shovel gravel for £4.50 an hour. I can move about a ton in a working day. You have to supply the wheel barrow. And the shovel.
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Postby retired tiger » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:18 pm

anybody want an ile rig built?
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Postby Sharon » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:22 pm

I'll have three... three of what I've no idea, but feel three would be good!
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Postby HollowHorn » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:12 am

Take, take, take, that is sooooo you! :P
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Postby aliferste » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:10 am

Social Work is my game............no problem too big no problem too small :)
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Postby anok » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:00 pm

looking for a panel beater to fix my crumpled classic mini, :(
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Postby evilheartedyou » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:32 pm

I can make cups of tea and lend a couple of (wee) shoulders for crying on, or leaning on when you get tired, as my bf often does when we're out grrr

Studying to be a microbiologist so if anyone wants furry yellow blobby things grown for them, go on ask me :roll: (or just forget about half eaten pots of yoghurt huzzah!)
without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's...
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Postby rdt2 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:32 am

retired tiger wrote:anybody want an ile rig built?


Embdy waant an ile-rig stress analysed? Forensic investigations a speciality.

So, it looks like very few of us have any useful homer skills and we'd all be doomed if put together to survive on a desert island. Unless it had wi-fi.

I knew I should've been a jiner.
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Postby lordsleek » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:59 pm

well actually I used to be a nurse so practical skills for your desert island r2
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Postby anok » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:34 pm

time served butcher, no lack of fresh meat :twisted:
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Postby cumbo » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:14 pm

Anok any chance of a ham shank? :D :D :D :D






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Postby epple » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:16 am

I'm an architect, albeit not for very long but still an architect none the less.

if anybody needs anything architecture related, planning permission, building warrants, for extensions,cnversions and the like i'm yer man!

Infact i'm pretty desperate for cash just now so i'll try my hand at anything really, even if you want someone to stand in your garden to chase birds away...
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Postby anok » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:26 am

ask yer maw she gives them oot for free :wink: :wink:
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