by enailer » Sat May 02, 2009 2:45 pm
Kuplah or something like that As Mr Worf would say.
Well anyhow we went tae the H.G night out and ah wis steamin. Fur f**k sake ah wis oot aw day ah thought the joab ah wis workin oan wid take aw day bit it only took 4hrs and ah ended up hauf cut at 4 bells
Right Keys Up Ah`ll pay the fine (Even though it wisnae me that got caught wae the gless) and the fascisto as he admired ma Skyline said "It wissnae you we charged Big Man it wis yer Cronnie" Ah dont hiv any "Cronnies Ah said well were gonnae charge you way ddrunk drivin and Ah said "whos sittin in the motir " and he said!Whit engine is in this " and ah Said "wan you couldnae afford " he said "Too right ya specky cunt We1ll let ye aff wae it this time bit dont push yer luck OK.
So it was a wee night oot and Aye ah WID
Happy holiday fur wit evers comin up
Pear Cider (LSD for me Please!!!! ) enailer (Doug)
Lookin out through a Whisky coloured haze