Doorstop wrote:
A bloke.
A bloke in the bushes.
A bloke in the bushes playing a trumpet.
A bloke in the bushes playing a trumpet out of a plastic bag.
I went to Kelvingrove today and found myself inside a Salvador Dali painting.
I need a drink.
At the risk of being offensive could the bloke have looked any shadier in that last pic if you had caught him blowing someone else's trumpet?