by Apollo » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:04 am
I'll refrain from detail, but the reg on that police BMW is the same as the one being driven by the two tosspots that stopped me 100 m from my front door. Ambling down the road about 25 mph (I have a driveway to turn into) I pulled over when I saw flashing blue and red appear behind me, the road's narrow and I just thought it was an ambulance. Instead of passing, the lights pulled in behind me and stopped too. Plod arrives, taps the wndow and accuses me of a string of potential offences that should really have had me carted away, not getting a "Good evening sir" speech.
Anyway, the interview evntually turned to "Have you been drinking?", "Have you had a drink recently?". I was now keeping shtoom, and wasn't going to mention that I was just arriving home from way north of Fort William, and apart from not being a drinker, wouldn't have had time for it anyway. So he then came away with the style of driving and nature being such that he would now require me to submit to a breathalyser. Needless to say this this was not only negative, but showed I hadn't touched alcohol in recent times either.
He then noticed the laptop and GPS on the dash. "What's that?". I told him it was GPS/SatNav, and continuously logged my speed and direction in a tracklog. Response: "Oh, good evening sir, please drive carefully in future".
I don't know where they came from, they certainly weren't following me for any distance, though there are two small sidestreets prior to my house, (I just passed the first when the lights appeared) and I drive less that threequarters of a mile from the main road.
You'll notice that at no time did they ask for any of my details, or any documentation relating to me or my vehicle.
The words "Random Breath Test" echo around my cynical mind, but that can't be right, as we don't have that sort of thing, do we?
Believe it or not, I was stopped a few weeks before this (different car) at Queenslie one night, this time for going too slow!