Ok, in all-inclusive style:
merry Christmas / Xmas / almost Solstice / approximate Saturnalia / Tuesday / whatever day it is according to the Julian calendar / nearly Hogmanay / no such thing as Hogmanay cos it's all an SNP conspiracy / whatever, man, treat it as a blessed couple of fucking days off, no matter what the reason <gasp>
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WHATEVER IT IS
*this message was brought to you by boredom and probably too much Chartreuse*
All the world seems in tune on a Spring afternoon, when we're poisoning pigeons in the park.