by jim » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:06 pm
Still in the tower! Thanks for posting the pics PG. They are excellent!!! But who's that guy with the stoopid hat and the double chin?
ARTIST COPULATES WITH GULL
Glasgow-based artist Jim Colquhoun has been revealed as a practitioner of
bestiality. His actions have been caught on CCTV on at least three
occasions. The same gull seems to have been involved in all of the alleged
acts. Detective Inspector Ian Peebles of the Aberdeen Constabulary commented
on the case earlier today: 'This man has been camping on the roof of the
Citadel for some days now. He claims to be an artist but has been filmed
naked with an immature Herring Gull on several occasions. The gull seems to
be a willing participant in the acts, which seem to have some kind of ritual
aspect. The case has been sent to the Procurator Fiscal for further
deliberation and a psychiatric report is being compiled.' Colquhoun's only
comment was to say that his 'practice' had dictated his actions and that the
gull was a personal friend: 'We are beautiful together', he said yesterday
as he was taken into custody.
Local SNP MSP Stuart Fittee said he was 'disgusted and sickened' by the
actions of this artist. He said: 'I will be conducting a full investigation
into the circumstances of this case. That this kind of depraved behaviour is
actually funded by the state is beyond belief.'
The Salvation Army, who own and run the Citadel refused to comment
yesterday.
Aberdeen Press & Journal, June 20th 2005
a pair of stout boots, a stick, and away...