Elections - May 6-2010

[Mori]

Fire up the battle bus

[BrigitDoon]

Oh yes; we're evidently going to do this in some style

I've noticed that BD also stands for "benign dictator". Everyone happy with that?

Say "Yes, Brigit!"

[Josef]

Oh yes; we're evidently going to do this in some style

I've noticed that BD also stands for "benign dictator". Everyone happy with that?

Say "Yes, Brigit!"

[Doorstop]

I'd don a brown shirt for that lot and our Bridge .. "Viva el Presidente" and all that.

Nice call incidentally Josef my friend .. I had forgotten all about that lot.

[Lone Groover]

If we are to Vote Doon we need to know which platform she will be standing on.

Probably these......

[BrigitDoon]

Lone Groover, prospective minister for geeeetar and altitude sickness...

[Josef]

There'd only be two things that coiuld possibly happen if El Groovero were to don that particular footwear.

!) His knees would immediately crumble.
2) The shoes would.

[HollowHorn]

The smart money is on the shoes.

[Bridie]

I'm a waverin (haverin) voter Brigit - I need to hear some of your promises
Gimme some of yer promises

[BrigitDoon]

Er, I promise not to make any promises, er ... er... *scratches head* ...

I know...

I will consolidate our claim on Rockall by establishing a large colony of neds on the island.

[Bing Buzby]

And what would be your view on the legality of wearing socks with sandals?

[BrigitDoon]

Socks worn outside the sandals whilst proclaiming oneself to be Jesus is adequately covered by the Mental Health Act. I propose on-the-spot fines for the wearing of socks exceeding 98dB during daylight hours regardless of the presence of sandals.

[hazy]

And what would be your view on the legality of wearing socks with sandals?

Death by Bongo.

On a more serious note here is a reason to think before you put your cross on the bit of paper.Stuart MacLennan his views are there for the public to see. Then there was that Tory Chris Grayling that spoke out regarding two guys wanting to share a room in a B&B. No doubt the other parties are doing it too its just that I hate the big two more than the others.
And why is nobody asking Brown what he did with all the countries gold reserves. And dont forget about the expesise scandle people. The plastic faces have been well baked in the oven , when they come to your door give them hassle dont just smile and say YES cause ma parents voted fur ye.

[Lone Groover]

There'd only be two things that coiuld possibly happen if El Groovero were to don that particular footwear.

!) His knees would immediately crumble.
2) The shoes would.

And there would likely be great tearing in the fundament !

Unless I had these puppies...

[hazy]

10am Labour hihead yins statement stated he was just silly. Lunch time Hi head yins sack Stuart MacLennan. All his twitter and face book details removed. Baw Bag. Political activists and social network sites dont go.