Ya basstirts, I'm fair scunnered by the lot of you, 127 folk says they are turning up fur the day out and what happens? 275 of you are standing' outside the DHSS, basrtirts, the lot of yoose. (this incloods you, Hazy) I onny brought £15.75 in loose change (me bein' an MP annat) and it cost me £14.12 just to cover the grub + Fossil's drinks. I'm none too fukking happy, btw.
Another thing is (apart fae thon fukkin monkey boay burpin' at every fukkin' turn) is the fact that 'A' certain wummin whoose fist initial shall remain nameless, onny paid fur wan meal when it was obvious tae a blind man (+ Josef) that she wis eating for two.
I'm no even going to start on the fact that the fukkin shewee wisnae passed aroon, naw, I had to go pee behind a boulder, six times and counting, no that I'm counting btw.
What else pissed me off?
Oh aye, pickled fukkin nordic fish for breakfast, what am I, a fukkin' seal? Do I look like a fukkin' seal? (shutitt)
And cunts who who pass roon hats like black is last years fukkin biege, what the fcuk is that all about, knee deep in snow and every cnut is worried about last year's model, I fukkin' ask you.
Burds that lick your face then boak because you smoke, fcuk 'em.
Folk, that when you ask them to
recover your car, just take it that one step too far
Who else?
Oh aye, fortune tellers from Virgo that tell folk what happened the night before, it's no fukkin' news, btw.
And the Star Bar.
What else, let me think.....Aye, that cunt Dexter getting the no ball piece prize, kinda sums it up, no?
And don't even start me on that big girl's blouse, Doorstop (aw naw, ah wis wantin' tae cum, bit ma bits widda got aw wet) First chance I get, you will be joining the Croc in tha naully, btw.
So, that's me since yisterday, I'll no be back, btw.