YO HO HO HG 15th December

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Postby Josef » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:04 pm

sharon wrote:kilts are encouraged - in case you were wondering!


Unless anyone knows a skilled seamstress, I'm not sure I've got time to rustle up a Burberry kilt by next Friday.

Am still saving up to buy a proper one. Next year, perhaps :) .
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Postby Sharon » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:47 pm

What will the scandal be....

http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/
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Postby Josef » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:59 pm

sharon wrote:What will the scandal be....

http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/


At least we know now what you do at the HG office all day :)
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Postby Sharon » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:00 pm

Josef wrote:
sharon wrote:What will the scandal be....

http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/


At least we know now what you do at the HG office all day :)


2 years ago.... we were not so busy!!!!

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Postby Josef » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:06 pm

sharon wrote:http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/


So how accurate were the predictions last Christmas, then? ::):
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Postby Sharon » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:12 pm

Josef wrote:
sharon wrote:http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/


So how accurate were the predictions last Christmas, then? ::):


i think last year was quite well behaved... i think
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Postby My Kitten » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:14 pm

sharon wrote:
Josef wrote:
sharon wrote:http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/


So how accurate were the predictions last Christmas, then? ::):


i think last year was quite well behaved... i think


Indeed, whereas the year before!!!!!
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Postby Smartalex » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:36 pm

Here's the results form my entries into http://www.secretsmooch.co.uk/ :-

Battle of the Babes:-
Sharon and mooshimooshisan spent the evening trying to outdo one another. First there was bickering over who had the sexiest new outfit (Sharon by a mile), the best haircut (mooshimooshisan again). and then who could kiss the most guys - this had to be mooshimooshisan. By the end of the night they were both looking pretty rough - but i wouldn't like to say who wast worst!!

Unlikely Couple:-
GlasgowKen produced the shock of the night after standing on his chair, and announcing that he was bi-sexual. This itself was not too much of a shock (we all had an idea, right?), but when he declared his love for golf buddy Modern Fossil i spat out my drink all over the table. Next week at work should be pretty interesting!!

Stationery Stock-Take?:-
JohnR turned up late after drafting in 'Santa's little helper' Monument to help with a late afternoon stock take of the stationery cupboard. It must have been pretty hard work counting all that tip-ex because they both looked a little flushed by the time the arrived.

Coming up for Air:-
Dreamena had one thing on her mind when she arrived at the christmas party wearing a hot little red dress that barely covered her modesty (just as well her underwear coordinated!). Well it certainly seemed to do the trick as she soon had Sir Roger DeLodgerley fawning over her and plying her with alcohol in the hope of winning a kiss. Well he needn't have tried so hard as he was last seen being dragged of outside by Dreamena for some 'fresh air'.

Bidding War:-
Nothing much was happening so Ally Doll and NuttyTigger were starting to look for mischief. Well they found themselves in front of the photocopier which was immediately used to copy their boobs! The biding war that followed by the boys to get a hold of one of the copies meant that neither would have trouble affording the taxi home that night!

Snap!:-
It was never going to be a good night for either My Kitten or Simba when they both showed up wearing the same dress - and neither found it amusing. They both spent the entire night trying not to be seen in the same floorspace, and of course both wanted to be told that they looked the best in it! The truth was of course that neither were going to be looking hot in something that had been picked up in a poundstretchers clearance sale!

Twin Cities:-
Smartalex and Tobester struck it lucky when the copped off with a couple of twins from Germany. God knows how they ended up mixed up in our party, but the one Smartalex pulled on the dancefloor was a real stunner. As for her sister, lets just say when she looks in the mirror her reflection hides! I think Tobester will be hiding in the New Year!!

Chipolata Time:-
For reasons only known to himself Alex Glass decided to drop his trousers in front of the entire party and start dancing on the table. Then, with an adeptness that astonished many partygoers (where did he learn that?) Hollowhorn removed Alex Glass's underwear in one swift movement. Alex Glass then proceeded to run around the party looking for his (now hidden) underpants covering his modesty with a chipolata from the buffet table.

Smartie Goes Wild:-
After dancing round her handbag to Kylie and flashing her arse for the guys at the next table (which went down rather well if the cheers were anything to go by!) Smartie made a play for her boss, looks like she'll be up for promotion next year! - or at least a position at the managers desk. None of this seemed to put off cheeky chap Pgcc who was following her around all night like a lost dog.

Brought to you by the nice folks at Infinite Eye.

Sorry for the long read but, ::): ::): ::): ::): ::): ::):
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Postby Sharon » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:41 pm

Sadly that still makes me chuckle, and I wrote half of them!!! But... i forget ...
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Postby John » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:45 pm

Thanks for that Smart Alex. I came out of it rather well I thought.
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Postby Smartalex » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:51 pm

Me Too John, I Got a Sexy Twin!!!! Sorry Tobester. :oops:

Get It Up Ye!!!!!!!hahahahaaa!
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Postby nuttytigger » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:52 pm

that would probably be something i would do ::): ::):
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Postby tobester » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:56 pm

Smartalex wrote:Here's the results form my entries into

Twin Cities:-
lets just say when she looks in the mirror her reflection hides! I think Tobester will be hiding in the New Year!!



Sorry for the long read but, ::): ::): ::): ::): ::): ::):


Strange thing is im on msn talking to a makem about vampires 8O

anyhoo

check this out, i posted it in random distractions, for those who wanna get lucky

>clicky here<
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Postby Josef » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:00 pm

tobester wrote:Strange thing is im on msn talking to a makem about vampires :O


As one does :) .

Unsure now whether I should definitely go (for the entertaiment value) or definitely not go (since none of it involves me) :? .
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Postby Smartalex » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:03 pm

Sorry Josef, No harm meant seeing as your such a handsome guy, you would'nt need any help with your xmas Frolics. :wink:
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