I've just been text dumped

[deakin]

Picture the scene, i'm sitting reading infront of the fire with my wtb next to me who's watching some peice of
drivle soap on the television when my mobile beeps to let me know i've got a text. As i can't reach over to it
with her snuggling up next to me she grabs it and i ask her to read it out to me. That was my first mistake.

Message reads as follows..

" I can't take your moods anymore. we're finished don't call me again "

My second mistake was to ask her if she's taking the urine and what does it really say ? i should have noticed
the look of "i'm going to stab you and poop in the wound" on her face. You know that moment when you know
you're in deep trouble when you can feel your anus pucker, well imagine that feeling over your entire body.

I got this feeling right after i said the words "are you due your period?"

You can imagine the rest of the conversation from that point. Ten mins of me trying to make her understand
that it was sent by mistake as it's from some GUY called mark i'm not really two timing her with a bloke and i
am sorry for being such a male pig.

A cup of tea and a bar of dairymilk calmed the situation to the point where she seen the funny side. Thank you
MrCadbury you might have just saved my genitals from a good kicking.

[saltirepride]

Pure Class!

Kodak moment springs to mind

Glad she seen the funny side.

Wullie.

[HollowHorn]

I've invited her on to to HG, nae luck, Tiger.

[Delmont St Xavier]

Any chance of forwarding that text on to me? I will make sure the wife reads it but there is no chance that I am going to give her chocolate - she can dump me there and then....

[My Kitten]

can i have that text too might come in handy

[cumbo]

Modern life is rubbish.