by The Creeping Spleen » Thu Dec 30, 2021 9:10 am
Gordon's Gin.
The one with the barman represented by a cocktail shaker, and the customer by a glass.
Barman offers increasingly bizarre drink combinations, and finally the frustrated customer demands "Just a Gordon's and tonic!"
Barman: "Certainly sir." [Beat] "Would you like it in a coconut?"
Now, in real life, the customer would probably respond with "No thank you. Would you like a smack in the teeth if you don't hurry up with my damn drink?"
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.