2)Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
3)I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
4)I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
5)I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
6)Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
7)This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.-Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
- Michael Scott
