It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

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It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby dave2 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:58 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 063848.ece

So they say Newcastle are best looking and Glasgow the worst.

Having grown up in Newcastle, I know this not to be true, unless tonnes of make up, and litres of hair bleach is what counts as good looking. More likely the survey population prefer blonde and not the darker haired celtic look?
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby Lone Groover » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:24 am

Well the truth is out there - they are all Fat Munters ---- :roll:
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby onyirtodd » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:34 am

Perhaps we should start a 'not even with yours' thread as an antidote to the 'would ye' thread.

Michele McManus (as mentioned in The Sun) seems an obvious candidate.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:19 pm

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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby dave2 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:28 pm

Oh dear.... the sad thing is, having grown up in Newcastle, thats normal.....and would not be considered chavy (cf NED) by many. :roll:
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby onyirtodd » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:33 pm

She no' bonny but I'll bet she gets her hole anytime she likes.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby Dave » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:46 pm

onyirtodd wrote:She no' bonny but I'll bet she gets her hole anytime she likes.


And I bet she does the lot.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby dave2 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:25 pm

It's how you get to the top of the council house waiting list in Newcastle?
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:46 pm

dave2 wrote:It's how you get to the top of the council house waiting list in Newcastle?


There's a waiting list?
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby hazy » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:21 pm

The survey was in that right wing brain dead edited piece of fictional clap trap. Dex you deserve a spanking for even making a comment about it. A man of your vast wisdom and intellagiance. Shame on you. 8O 8O 8O . I blatenly refuse even to touch never mind read it.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby dave2 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:23 pm

Jonathan Ross was on about it on his radio show this morning and was ripping the p@$$ out of it........Also as someone who has lived in both Newcastle & Glasgow, I have to say that I think they have it the complete wrong way around.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby crusty_bint » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:01 pm

I was just about to lock this as its nothing to do with HG but as I'm feeling charitable today I've just moved it.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby hazy » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:04 pm

crusty_bint wrote:I was just about to lock this as its nothing to do with HG but as I'm feeling charitable today I've just moved it.

As you are in the charity mood gies a tenner.
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby Dave » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:10 pm

crusty_bint wrote:I was just about to lock this as its nothing to do with HG but as I'm feeling charitable today I've just moved it.


Of course it has to do with HG, where were our good lookin lasses the day the judges came then?
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Re: It's all crap - Glasgow Girls are ugliest in country

Postby dave2 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:15 pm

dave3009 wrote:
crusty_bint wrote:I was just about to lock this as its nothing to do with HG but as I'm feeling charitable today I've just moved it.


Of course it has to do with HG, where were our good lookin lasses the day the judges came then?


Clearly Hidden somewhere - maybe we need a project to find the good looking girls...... ::):
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