What's Your Favourite Film One Liner?

[Blueboy]

Mine has to be Roy Scheider to Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws when the big rubber shark bears his teeth:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat".

[Josef]

The one in 'Oh Brother, where art thou?, where the Robert Johnson-esque character is queried as to the advisability of selling his soul to the devil for the ability to play this here guitar real good - 'Well, I wasn't using it'.

Or select any one of several dozen from the Cary Grant/Katherine Hepburn comedies.

[tobester]

Michael Caine


"You're only supposed to blow the bloody door off"

[Smartalex]

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

Life Of Brian - 1979

[potatojunkie]

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Pretty much all of Airplane!, in fact.

[HollowHorn]

Shaking it here, boss.

[TEAMSANO]

'ever try to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth?'

[Mori]

Bill Murray dressed as a clown about to rob a bank,

Just what kind of clown are you asks the security guard... well i guess i'm a crying on the inside kinda clown.

Manicurist: How would you like your nails done sir?

Grouch Marx: Better cut them real short its gettin a bit crowded in here.

[Lexi]

From Crocodile Dun Dee

"You call that a knife"


From an old John Wayne Western

"It Ain't Easy"

[glasgowken]

"Who's the fella owns this shithole ?"
Clint Eastwood, in Unforgiven.

It's a quote you can use everyday

[Lexi]

HH wrote

Shaking it here, boss.

What was the name of that movie, HH?

I can see Paul Newman in this black & white film, but for the life of me, I can't think of the name? He was shaking his leg iron if I remember correctly?

Lexi

[deakin]

From spaceballs the movie

Dark helmet aims his schwartz ring at lonestars groin...

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago"


Loads more here. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/quotes

[deakin]

HH wrote

Shaking it here, boss.

What was the name of that movie, HH?

I can see Paul Newman in this black & white film, but for the life of me, I can't think of the name? He was shaking his leg iron if I remember correctly?

Lexi

Thats from the peeing behind the bush scene in cool hand luke

[Lexi]

Hi deakin

Three cheers!

Yes of course that's the name "Cool Hand Luke"

Great now I can sleep tonight. The movie was a classic....

Lexi

[McShad]

From spaceballs the movie

Dark helmet aims his schwartz ring at lonestars groin...

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago"


Loads more here. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/quotes

Spaceball One!.... They've gone to plaid!