Falling in love over the net

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Falling in love over the net

Postby Caltonboy » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:35 pm

Is it possible or am I deluded? :oops:
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Postby HollowHorn » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:18 am

We live in hope, yir prolly just cunt struck though. :cry:
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Postby Josef » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:21 am

Now there's a useful expresson 8) .
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Postby Caltonboy » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:29 am

I'd like to think Im beyond that...:)
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Postby Josef » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:33 am

Caltonboy wrote:I'd like to think Im beyond that...:)


As do we all, cb :wink:
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Postby Caltonboy » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:34 am

yea, :) ::):

i'm gonna go for it anyway, big time
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Postby Lexi » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:43 am

Caltonboy wrote

yea, :)

i'm gonna go for it anyway, big time


Calton did she send you a picture of herself yet? Careful, sometimes folk don't tell the truth and she could turn out to weigh as much as a small pickup truck. ::):

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Postby Schiehallion » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:34 am

Lexi wrote:Caltonboy wrote

yea, :)

i'm gonna go for it anyway, big time


Calton did she send you a picture of herself yet? Careful, sometimes folk don't tell the truth and she could turn out to weigh as much as a small pickup truck. ::):

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And a pair of baws to boot.
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Postby mrlipring » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:56 am

Schiehallion wrote:And a pair of baws to boot.


And if i met a bird off the internet and she turned out to have baws that's exactly what I'd do to them.

Just realised, I met a girl off the internet and ended up seeing her for a year and a half or something.

I lived in Shawlands and her in Newlands, so we did meet face to face after a few days of chatting... Definitely didn't fall in love over the internet though. Saved that for real life.

She's an air hostess now, i believe. And a lesbian.

Did I put her off men or is it that after me no man could ever possibly match up? ::):
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Postby gap74 » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:00 pm

mrlipring wrote:She's an air hostess now, i believe. And a lesbian.


Ah, did she have her life made into a film, only I'm sure I've seen a video with a plot something like that - her name wasn't Emannuelle, was it...?
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Re: Falling in love over the net

Postby hazy » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:28 pm

Caltonboy wrote:Is it possible or am I deluded? :oops:

Theres somebody for everybody mate no matter what the circumstances how you meet. Go on get cracking. :wink:
Thank you. And why not.
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Re: Falling in love over the net

Postby Doorstop » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:46 pm

Caltonboy wrote:Is it possible or am I deluded? :oops:


Oh dear .. tears before bedtime I'll be bound.
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Postby dave2 » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:47 pm

As long as th tears are before bedtime and not when you wake the next day to find your house stripped of everything of value....
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Postby Fossil » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:20 pm

I suppose you have to find out how big her knockers are first before you can call it love, non?

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Postby My Kitten » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:27 pm

Go for it, you probably know more about her than your average night out at a pub before dragging someone home.

Least you'll know where she lives to send the hate mail to.
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