Local Man Brought Donkey to Hotel Room Court Told.....

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Local Man Brought Donkey to Hotel Room Court Told.....

Postby John » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:47 pm

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Postby Pgcc93 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:30 pm

The fool :roll:

I only ever take dirty cows back to my hotel room ... :twisted:
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Postby Sharon » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:41 pm

cows arent hung like donkeys though!
Beware of yawning dogs.
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Postby Pgcc93 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:49 pm

sharon wrote:cows arent hung like donkeys though!


correct! but I'm only interested in the udders!
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Postby Ally Doll » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:50 pm

::): ::): ::):

I love that they have the "Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837" to refer to for cases such as this...
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Postby cheesemonster » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:12 am

makes you wonder if this was a common occurance pre-1837
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Postby glasgowken » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:30 am

"McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed" ::):
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Postby Dexter St. Clair » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:07 am

Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city.


Ahem
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Postby tammy » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:10 am

i like donkeys
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Postby brickwall » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:34 am

tammy wrote:i like donkeys


I'd keep that tae yersel. Reputations take a lifetime to achieve and only
a seconds keyboard dabbing to destroy. :wink:
eh?
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Postby Ally Doll » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:39 pm

cheesemonster wrote:makes you wonder if this was a common occurance pre-1837


You'd assume that there's a reason for it! 8O
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Postby Alycidon » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:06 pm

Well it is said that the law is an Ass! :wink:
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We must perform a Quirkafleeg!!!!
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Postby lynnski » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:55 pm

"He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage."

Poor donkey, canny defend itself!!
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Postby Ally Doll » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:23 pm

lynnski wrote:"He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage."

Poor donkey, canny defend itself!!


he was asked, but he said hee haw....


I'll get ma coat... :oops:
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