Ms Gillian McKeith - Banned From Calling Herself A Doctor!

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Ms Gillian McKeith - Banned From Calling Herself A Doctor!

Postby Blueboy » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:42 pm

http://www.badscience.net/?p=362

About time too. The woman is a menace.
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Postby trudger » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:48 pm

I agree. That prog she is in is absolute torture. I hate that kind of stuff but Channel 4 seem to have a never ending stream of it. (boak).

Wife swap
Its me or the dog
Supernanny
So your a fat bastard (or whatever its called)

See what I mean?
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Postby Apollo » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:38 pm

That's got to be one of those headlines that will make a lot of people happy.

Having watched a few of her programmes, while I couldn't find any argument with her dumping of all the junk food and fat slops her 'clients' devoured to maintain their 20-odd-stone-plus physiques (which was probably the real reason for her 'cures') I could only wonder about what their guts were doing after processing all the 'good things' she piled into them.

I reckon living on her recommendations could mean living on the bog with the runs every day - but then again, that wouldn't happen since she'd be organising regular colonic irrigation session, just to make sure you were'mt getting 'bogged down'.

Did anyone else catch the expose of the DETOX diets last week?

Same result, they're just another con that gets the folk promoting them a big slice of 'Consultancy Fee' and generates book sales.
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Postby gordon » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:19 pm

She's an absolute bastard of a woman, you can tell.

All the positive aspects of a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Malcolm Tucker is always right.
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Postby cumbo » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:34 pm

I like the bit when she pokes through the jobbies.
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Postby glasgowken » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:35 pm

cumbo wrote:I like the bit when she pokes through the jobbies.


8O
Must admit i've never heard of this wummin.
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Postby Apollo » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:59 am

:)

You could've watched tonight...

So could I...

But I turned over...

And watched...

Dr Alice Roberts :D

How come the real doctor looks like a bit of a doll, and the con woman looks like... one of her dried up prunes?

(Damn, she'll be suing me now, for insulting prunes!)
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Postby dazza » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:00 am

It's always been a fantasy of mine to kidnap Gillian Mckeith, tie her up in warehouse and force-feed her cream cakes and junk food for a week. Washed down with full fat Coca Cola of course. ::):
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Postby Dexter St. Clair » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:18 am

Apollo wrote::)



But I turned over...

And watched...

Dr Alice Roberts :D

How come the real doctor looks like a bit of a doll, and the con woman looks like... one of her dried up prunes?



Image
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Postby Vinny the Mackem » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:36 pm

I've seen her prog a couple of times and it annoys the hell out of me (just like most television/reality shows do at the moment).

Firstly, it pissed me off that she called herself "doctor". I'm sure that anyone who properly qualifies to use that title would be equally hacked off (not that I can, incidentally!).

Secondly, I watched one of her shows where she stayed overnight in one of her victims, er, volunteers houses. She refused to sleep in the bed, instead electing to sleep in her own sleeping bag, and used surgical gloves and so on in this person's bedroom. Strikes me that she has a bit of a psychological disorder herself!
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Postby lynnski » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:41 pm

Aye, cause you can catch 'being fat' just by being around fat people obviously. What a stupid woman.
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Postby My Kitten » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:27 pm

lynnski wrote:Aye, cause you can catch 'being fat' just by being around fat people obviously. What a stupid woman.


id rather be fat than look like her!

Im fat cos i like living :)
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Postby lynnski » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:56 pm

My Kitten wrote:id rather be fat than look like her!

Im fat cos i like living :)


Me too!!
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Postby futureTom » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:39 pm

Careful with those insults people or Mr McKeith will sue your pants off.
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Postby pwm437 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:54 pm

cumbo wrote:I like the bit when she pokes through the jobbies.


I worry about you Cumbo
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