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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:31 pm
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:28 pmDoorstop wrote:So standing there cutting into the packaging there comes an almighty fucking "BANG! BANG!" at the cubicle door.. "Open up! OPEN UP!" comes the voice from outside .. so, dutifully I put the penknife in the rucksack and go to open the door.
"WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE OPENING IN THERE YOU BETTER HAVE A.."
*sneck!* [I open the cubicle door, headphones and burst packaging in hand]
*barely audible "oh shit!"* ... "Erm .. you do have a receipt for those Sir?"
"Aye"
"Can I see it?"
"Aye" *show him*
"Thank fuck .. I had nae idea wit ah was planning on Doin' next if ye didnae"
I've never actually seen the colour drain from a mans face before today .. gave us both a laugh after it was all sorted.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:46 pmyoker brian wrote:Doorstop wrote:So standing there cutting into the packaging there comes an almighty fucking "BANG! BANG!" at the cubicle door.. "Open up! OPEN UP!" comes the voice from outside .. so, dutifully I put the penknife in the rucksack and go to open the door.
"WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE OPENING IN THERE YOU BETTER HAVE A.."
*sneck!* [I open the cubicle door, headphones and burst packaging in hand]
*barely audible "oh shit!"* ... "Erm .. you do have a receipt for those Sir?"
"Aye"
"Can I see it?"
"Aye" *show him*
"Thank fuck .. I had nae idea wit ah was planning on Doin' next if ye didnae"
I've never actually seen the colour drain from a mans face before today .. gave us both a laugh after it was all sorted.
It could almost be a scene out of Chewing the Fat, with THE BIG MAN
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:59 amPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:05 am
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:08 am
have a hill outside my house I don't drive and I've got a torn cartilage in my knee - will my job be sympathetic - will they feck!Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:11 amPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:22 amDoorstop wrote:Oh crap .. not good. You should get a set of those crampons I got. Slip over your normal shoes, £8 or £9 quid.
Worth a punt.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:57 amPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:23 pmPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:08 pmSmartalex wrote:I haven't posted on here in:- 1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds
Or 3 years, 8 months, 11 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes
Alternative time units
1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds can be converted to one of these units:
116,744,720 seconds
1,945,745 minutes
32,429 hours (rounded down)
193 weeks
Note: This does not take time zones, daylight saving time or leap seconds into account.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:22 pmPGCC wrote:Smartalex wrote:I haven't posted on here in:- 1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds
Or 3 years, 8 months, 11 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes
Alternative time units
1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds can be converted to one of these units:
116,744,720 seconds
1,945,745 minutes
32,429 hours (rounded down)
193 weeks
Note: This does not take time zones, daylight saving time or leap seconds into account.
There used to be a pgcc who posted here a ling time ago, back in the early sixties or thereabouts... used to drive steam locos I think... long gone though. Can't be the same person surely though...
Pishflaps.... ! I'm the least,longest and most infrequent contributor to these forums... you owe me five pounds. cash,cheque or Postal Order will do.
Send to the usual address
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:37 pmPGCC wrote:I'm the least,longest and most infrequent contributor to these forums...
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:42 pmPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:52 pmMacotheIsles wrote:Thrash away as you may. I have six copies of Oscar Marzarolli 1852 - 1999 down my breeks and shan't feel a thing