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by Fossil » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:00 pm
I once got a £5 tip from Tony Curtis
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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by tobester » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:06 pm
Pripyat wrote:I talk in my sleep.
So do i, but i do it in russian
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by nuttytigger » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:19 pm
i'm a size five shoe
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by Fossil » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:21 pm
I have never worn a bra
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by Sharon » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:38 pm
I don't iron my sheets....
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by scaryman2u » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:41 pm
Modern Fossil wrote:I have never worn a bra
Neither have i.... But hey who knows what lies ahead
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by tobester » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:47 pm
sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....
Ill do your ironing.
Im a toyboy
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by scallopboy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:48 pm
sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....
What's an iron?
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by cumbo » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:52 pm
I can shit, shower and shave in 6.35 min every morning
I rarely read random distractions.
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by DMcNay » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm
My house is made of bricks.
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by Sharon » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:58 pm
tobester wrote:sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....
Ill do your ironing.
Im a toyboy
It's a houseboy I need
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by Fossil » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:05 pm
I stood on a snail about two months ago
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by VGSmiles » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:09 pm
allyharp wrote:I'm a size 9 shoe. But my feet could fit into a 13.
I have a big collection of single socks that get worn whenever I run out of matching ones.
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by gap74 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:20 pm
The stripey toothpaste I bought out of Asda the other day is coming out all green with no stripe. I think the tube might be defective, but probably won't take it back.
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