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Postby Fossil » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:00 pm

I once got a £5 tip from Tony Curtis
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Postby tobester » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:06 pm

Pripyat wrote:I talk in my sleep.


So do i, but i do it in russian :?:
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Postby nuttytigger » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:19 pm

i'm a size five shoe
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Postby Fossil » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:21 pm

I have never worn a bra
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Postby Sharon » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:38 pm

I don't iron my sheets....
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Postby scaryman2u » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:41 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:I have never worn a bra


Neither have i.... But hey who knows what lies ahead ::):
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Postby tobester » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:47 pm

sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....


Ill do your ironing.

Im a toyboy
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Postby scallopboy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:48 pm

sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....


What's an iron? :oops:
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Postby cumbo » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:52 pm

I can shit, shower and shave in 6.35 min every morning
I rarely read random distractions.
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Postby DMcNay » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm

My house is made of bricks.
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Postby Sharon » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:58 pm

tobester wrote:
sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....


Ill do your ironing.

Im a toyboy


It's a houseboy I need ;)
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Postby Fossil » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:05 pm

I stood on a snail about two months ago
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Postby cheesemonster » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:05 pm

i've never been to a wedding but i've been to a lot of funerals :(
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Postby VGSmiles » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:09 pm

allyharp wrote:I'm a size 9 shoe. But my feet could fit into a 13.


::):

I have a big collection of single socks that get worn whenever I run out of matching ones.
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Postby gap74 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:20 pm

The stripey toothpaste I bought out of Asda the other day is coming out all green with no stripe. I think the tube might be defective, but probably won't take it back.
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