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Postby My Kitten » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:22 pm

Classy night in

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Postby Smartalex » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:32 pm

My Kitten wrote:Classy night in

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Get that Nun's top off. ::):
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Postby HollowHorn » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:49 pm

Double screwdriver eh? Good on you Kitty ::):
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Postby My Kitten » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:34 pm

HollowHorn wrote:Double screwdriver eh? Good on you Kitty ::):


I r DIY gal!

although I r just back from the tearooms hic
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Postby Smartalex » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:35 pm

Telly is s**te tonite, waiting since 7.00pm for Al Murray to come on at 10.25pm.
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Postby elgee » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:34 am

I have just came back from the A&E at the WIG. Been there so long I was charged rent and given a rent book ::): Number 2 son tripped on a pothole in the eastend today and by the time I saw him his ankle and foot was all swollen, black and blue and very painful. So off we went about 7 ish and hours later we were told, no bones broken but needed double tubey gripped, elevated and pain killers as necessary and expect it to be sore for 3 weeks at least. They were very nice, efficient and professional but how they do it I dont know. Around about eleven thirty the police were patrolling the clinical area and waiting room. Loads of eejits and casualties of the same , one wee lass had been skelped in the face with a full can of cola by a ned just chucking it at her as she walked by with her pal . Another mad wummin who had been attacked by a baseball bat wielding thug and had her toes broken (?) and her head and face battered tae bits was creating hell cos she wanted oot fur a fag and literally dragged herself back oot tae the waiting area with the drip bag hanging fae her to get her man to take her outside for one while calling the staff a shower of cheeky bams. (It was freezing and she only had a t shirt and trouser on too) but out she went twice. She sent her man home with her trainers in his hand cos as she said she wouldnae be needing them for a while cos of the stookies. I am rattling on but honestly, nobody would believe it if they read it in a book.
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Postby My Kitten » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:15 pm

I'm eating sushi and tormenting freddie with it :twisted:
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Postby elgee » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:45 pm

My wee sodjer has been hirpling about today and the briusing is halfway up his leg and he cant get his shoe on for the swelling :cry:
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Postby HollowHorn » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:39 pm

My only advice would be to not enter him into an ass kicking contest for some time yet.
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Postby Dreamena » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:38 am

I now own more Charlton Athletic tops than I do West Ham tops 8O :D
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Postby brickwall » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:18 am

I saw Charlton many moons ago. Don't like football anymore though.

Anyway, I'm spending the day in the pub.
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Postby AlanM » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:50 am

brickwall wrote:I saw Charlton many moons ago. Don't like football anymore though.


Cause and effect?
Who needs a six pack....when you've got a keg!!!
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Postby My Kitten » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:55 pm

i need a new nose, fed up with this sniffly one :(
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Postby Toby Dammit » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:19 pm

I bought 4 pomegranates today. I fully intend eating all of them in the near future.

(Oops, spelled it wrong... :oops: )
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Postby brickwall » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:29 pm

Back from pub, feelin' queezy and a bit gassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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