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by james73 » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:14 pm
I saw a one-legged dog yesterday...
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He's over there...
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by Fossil » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:19 pm
james73 wrote:I saw a one-legged dog yesterday...
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bollox
Like the dog in Maryhill?
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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by james73 » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:26 pm
Aye, it was by the River Kelvin. Might even have been the same one...
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by Fossil » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:45 pm
james73 wrote:Aye, it was by the River Kelvin. Might even have been the same one...
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by trudger » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:26 pm
JohnR wrote:McShad wrote:JohnR wrote:I hate dogs and dog owners. War has been declared.
I don't go as far as 'hate'
But they can be some of the most selfish people in the world
I was walking back with the Sunday papers this morning and as I got to my house I saw a very well dressed old gent standing at my car while his dog peed all over the wheel of my lovely shiny car. I had a serious go at him and only his advanced age and the fact that I had my young son with me prevented violence.
He said he was sorry though. Yeah sorry he was caught! I am not too proud to say that I descended into full "I know where you live" mode and offered to come round and piss on his front door to see how he liked it.
Watch this space. There's gonna be a murder
What a prick. I would never let my dog pish on another persons property and I always pick up his 'business' no matter how splattery. Yes, it really is that much fun owning a dog. Hes never off the lead either, dogs are unpredictable buggers however well trained so keep mine on a lead just to be sure.
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by trudger » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:44 pm
My Kitten wrote:i'm eating some tapioca
Good for you. Do you have jam on it?
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by My Kitten » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:56 pm
trudger wrote:My Kitten wrote:i'm eating some tapioca
Good for you. Do you have jam on it?
No, Mr Ambrosia made it so its lovely and creamy. Freddie seems to like it too
Tomorrow SAGO!
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by MacotheIsles » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:27 pm
My Kitten wrote:Tomorrow SAGO!
Why wait until tomorrow....
GO!
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by My Kitten » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:42 pm
Ive just watched "Chicago" for the second time this week
there's men everywhere
jazz everywhere
booze everywhere
life everywhere
joy everywhere, nowadays.
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by scallopboy » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:49 pm
I want to be reincarnated as a Hindu.
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by John » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:59 pm
scallopboy wrote:I want to be reincarnated as a Hindu.
I want to be reincarnated as ME.
'It's a sad day for capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park'
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by scallopboy » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:10 pm
JohnR wrote:I want to be reincarnated as ME.
Myalgic Encephalopathy? You'll be tired all the time if you do!
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by tobester » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:07 pm
I wanna come back as a cat, looking at all the cats on here they were lovely,well loved and had great owners
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by My Kitten » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:18 pm
tobester wrote:I wanna come back as a cat, looking at all the cats on here they were lovely,well loved and had great owners
well for a price I'll let you dress up as a cat and piss on the floor and i'll rub your nose in it
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