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Postby Josef » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:41 pm

glasgowken wrote:After a break of about 20 years, I've just had some peanut butter.

The very existence of such a substance appalls me.
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Postby glasgowken » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:42 pm

It's not bad, but I can't see why the yanks make such a fuss about it.
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:10 pm

A man on a bus told me he had found an unexploded WW2 bomb and was planning to make it a garden feature.
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Postby HollowHorn » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:21 pm

Hope it was on the bus to Edinburgh. 8O
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Postby Dreamena » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:53 pm

I don't like any of the Star Wars.
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Postby Fossil » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:06 am

Thanks fuck for Fabreze
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Postby glasgowken » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:13 am

Tell us more Fossy.
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Postby Josef » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:14 am

glasgowken wrote:Tell us more Fossy.

Er.... no, don't.
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Postby HollowHorn » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:14 am

Show us more, Fossy.
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Postby glasgowken » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:19 am

I suffer from sleep paralysis 2 or 3 times a week :-(


(Looking for sympathy again)
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Postby Josef » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:21 am

glasgowken wrote:I suffer from sleep paralysis 2 or 3 times a week :-(


(Looking for sympathy again)

And you still want Foss to tell you what he does with his Fabreze?
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Postby Sydney Rosewater » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:23 am

Modern Fossil wrote:I was on a train last night at 6.45 - going to Central.
Two girls 18-19 get on at a station [not pissed in anyway]
One strips off her top and changes into a new one, chatting and taking her time. While the other one starts to put on her make up

At this point Mrs Fossil gives me the eye and I don’t remove my fucking camera from my pocket.

see them here
http://www.hiddenglasgow.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=102893#102893

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Postby McShad » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:38 pm

Next time your on a train and the person next to you drives you mad.... run this on your laptop

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Postby AlanM » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:01 pm

Got back on broadband, 2 weeks of dial-up was an absolute nightmare.
Who needs a six pack....when you've got a keg!!!
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Postby John » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:31 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:Thanks fuck for Fabreze


Would you care to share the source of your avatar? 8O
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