Not really interesting facts about yourself

[scallopboy]

My work "forgot" to pay the entire workforce due to an "oversight" by a bunch of morons in suits.

[John]

My work "forgot" to pay the entire workforce due to an "oversight" by a bunch of morons in suits.

You need to get the managementspeak right scallopboy. What you should have said was "fascilitated by management bungling".

[My Kitten]

although they made nice beer in 1664

Still do, I believe. And, on a minor 'count your blessings' note, you'd probably have had to walk up the stairs to the 57th floor in them days.

43rd shirley?

[Shazbat]

Scallopboy wrote:

Shazbat wrote:
I can insert the tip of my tongue into my nostril (either one).


Photographic proof will be required.....

You first. Anyway, as I'm not inflicting my phiz on the 'faces to names' thread, am unlikely to do it with tongue up nose

[scallopboy]

My work "forgot" to pay the entire workforce due to an "oversight" by a bunch of morons in suits.

You need to get the managementspeak right scallopboy. What you should have said was "fascilitated by management bungling".

Thanks John. I have taken that on board and will run it up the flagpole and get my people to call your people so we can do a power breakfast. Alas I shall have to downsize to toast and jam instead of the full bhoona fryup due to my trousers having shrunk over Christmas

[rebelsoulboy]

washed the big parka, got out an extra jumper, got the docs ready too found my scarf, dunno where my hat and gloves went to most likely gone to the place where the odd socks go to..., anyways near the time i might make a wee flask of soup ,,im waiting on the gales coming within next 24 hours,hopefully theres a snowmans worth of snow there too...
but after i was thinking about it all, i might not go out...

any dog owners are warned take the dog out for a walk beforehand see wizard of oz for further details...

[Simba]

Today was such a nice day I really wish I could've gone out and used my camera for the first time. Damn uni getting in the way. Day off tomorrow though but knowing my luck it'll be peeing down!

[Fossil]

...sometimes you cant be arsed...no?

[rebelsoulboy]

is there ever gonni be a chat room in here?,

anyone on msn?

im bored.....
row: ::arrow:

[My Kitten]

is there ever gonni be a chat room in here?,

anyone on msn?

im bored.....
row: ::arrow:

have a search for irc

[rebelsoulboy]

i woke up to read about one the favorites becoming an non runner

the list is goin down

Actress Aishwarya Rai — one of the world's most recognizable faces — is officially off the market.......engaged now
anyways
nigella lawson, = tv cook
jk rowling,,=harry potter fame
maggie broon=sunday post.. are still single i think
unsure about
franks wife in high times comedy set in glasgows big flats...

[JayKay]

It snowed heavily in Cumbernauld last night and I wore my new parka to work for the first time this morning.

[trudger]

i hate men today.

So what exactly is wrong with men............today(monday that is)?

[My Kitten]

i hate men today.

So what exactly is wrong with men............today(monday that is)?

long story I've bored enough people with it already.

But today I love raspberries

[trudger]

i hate men today.

So what exactly is wrong with men............today(monday that is)?

long story I've bored enough people with it already.

But today I love raspberries

Fair enough.

Oh yes, raspberries are fantastic - every day. Combine them with ice cream and I lose the ability to speak