Oh dear god, the place gets worse by the day.
We had a whole bunch of new starts last week. Among them half a dozen lads, barely out of their teens, who may as well have the words "I am a ned" tattooed on their foreheads.
Same style of tracky bottoms, same style of hoodie, same trainers (untied with the ends of the laces tucked down into the shoe), same "drunken sailor" swagger.
Being honest, I fully expect them to disappear, never to be seen again, at the start of next month when we get paid.
Aaaanyway...
We got a nice wee memo from our HR lady this morning, and it's an absolute
belter.
I managed to discreetly snag a copy, and I'm sharing the love with you guys. Word for word, spelling mistake for spelling mistake.
Please cascade to all staffBased on recent findings I require to highlight the following : -
Personnel continue to throw food waste in the grass area & at the benches in the corner - this is causing increase in the general amount of sea-gulls and subsequent waste that they drop around the building fabric & windows. We have already asked staff not to do this but it is still happening.
yesterday whilst cleaning at the end of shift the following was found - one vape down the toilet pan (middle cubicle female toilet) , without stating the obvious vaping is not permitted in the building and actions like this can contribute to blockages which would be expensive to clear and would also cause disruption to the daily throughput.
We have been notified this morning in the mail toilets the cubical door has been pulled off the wall. We have contacted the contractor this morning who will be coming shortly to fix this. It is still usable but please handle it with care.
Within the sanitary bins in the female toilet, food wrappers and vapes were also found. The bins are for one thing only and the name fully explains that.
Within the sanitary bin in the non-gender specific toilet more food wrappers, a vape and a pair of black leggings were found. As above this is not acceptable. Photos are available if required.
All of the above actions add to the daily operational costs and are not acceptable, I appreciate this is a touchy subject but requires addressing please before we get levied additional charges by the general waste contractor.
Please be aware the full building is in CCTV operation.
And I thought HR in Amazon were bad for corporate gibberish?
Reading between the lines, our HR lady is basically telling us "You're a bunch of clatty bastards, and the big boss doesn't want to put his hand in his pocket any more than he usually does to clean up after you."