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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby mr moto » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:41 pm

Any one know a Baxi gas fire specialist ? The pilot light on my fire is lit but it will not fire up at all . ?
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby hungryjoe » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:15 am

I'd imagine any competent gas fitter/heating engineer should sort that.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby mr moto » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:19 pm

Roofers ? I need to have the gutters cleaned out on my three storey tenement in pollokshaws , so any roofers on here, and any idea of costs ? thanks .
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby Dave » Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:29 am

Anyone on here work for the environment health department? I need someone to take a look at something and tell me the risks I may encounter before I lodge an official complaint. If you were passing Kilmarnock and could spare a few minutes to provide a pointer I'd be much obliged. You can drop me a PM if you can help.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby johnboyd » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:52 pm

Anyone able to clear guttering. Stay in flats 3 storey high London Road Calton. Also got a leak, likely to be the lead flashing help costs etc.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby tobester » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:01 pm

Dave wrote:Anyone on here work for the environment health department? I need someone to take a look at something and tell me the risks I may encounter before I lodge an official complaint. If you were passing Kilmarnock and could spare a few minutes to provide a pointer I'd be much obliged. You can drop me a PM if you can help.


Is the health risk not called Ayr ::):

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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby Dave » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:40 pm

tobester wrote:Is the health risk not called Ayr ::):

Sorry dave couldnt resist


Love your timing tobester. ::):
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby cell » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:48 pm

Dave wrote:Anyone on here work for the environment health department? I need someone to take a look at something and tell me the risks I may encounter before I lodge an official complaint. If you were passing Kilmarnock and could spare a few minutes to provide a pointer I'd be much obliged. You can drop me a PM if you can help.


I really can't see why you need to make a formal complaint, just get the boys round, torture them a bit, get them to admit to their mistake, shoot the poor fuckers dead, just to keep it all above board, job done, no biggy.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby Dave » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:05 am

cell wrote:I really can't see why you need to make a formal complaint, just get the boys round, torture them a bit, get them to admit to their mistake, shoot the poor fuckers dead, just to keep it all above board, job done, no biggy.


And here's me thinking you had to be over 13 to post to these forums!

I think you wanted to whinge and moan here rather than everywhere. cock end!
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby excoriate » Wed May 04, 2011 6:08 pm

Is this thread still lively?
I notice the majority of posts are from 2010 and earlier!

I need a good plumber, joiner and screeder/concrete layer? for a complete rebuild of a groundfloor bathroom.
I'm down to brick walls and dirt floors (almost) and my DIY skills are just not up to it!

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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby hungryjoe » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:39 am

You can by self levelling screed - no problem. I can get you the number of a highly recommended Gas fitter.plumber, he's not cheap, but he won't rip you off. I'll PM you the number of a mate who fitted my bathroom - plumbing/joinery/tiling etc.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby hungryjoe » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:42 am

Can anyone do, or know anyone who does, double glazing repairs. Some windows are now miss-aligned and handles need replaced.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby Josef » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:44 am

hungryjoe wrote:You can by self levelling screed - no problem. I can get you the number of a highly recommended Gas fitter.plumber, he's not cheap, but he won't rip you off. I'll PM you the number of a mate who fitted my bathroom - plumbing/joinery/tiling etc.



I might be interested in that. I've got a bathroom that's had false walls/ceiling installed for no good reason that I can see, and I'd like to get shot of them.
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby BrigitDoon » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:56 am

You want stuff got rid of? That sounds like demolition to me. You know where I am :D
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Re: The 'Homers' Network!

Postby Josef » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:59 am

BrigitDoon wrote:You want stuff got rid of? That sounds like demolition to me. You know where I am :D


You've seen it. I've got no problems with volunteers. Just so long as there's no fertiliser-based products involved...
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