False Black Widow?

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False Black Widow?

Postby Gerry B » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:41 pm

Supposed To Have Been Spotted
Eastkilbride Area?
Never Heard Off
Has Anyone Seen One? 8O
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby Alycidon » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:15 am

Nope - it is genuine. Arachnaphobes be afraid, be very afraid....

http://www.express.co.uk/scotland/435607/Venomous-spider-creeps-north-of-the-Border
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby Gerry B » Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:43 pm

Quote From The Scottish Express "abdomen The Size Of A 1p Piece"
Will Be That Little Bit More Careful Putting On My Shoes In The Morning 8O
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby HelenD » Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:14 pm

This is the newspaper that goes on about Princess Di having been murdered by the SAS. Or whatever conspiracy theory is doing the rounds at the time...

It doesn't even bother subscribing to the PCC which should tell you all you need to know. This story has been whipped up because some unfortunate person reacted badly to a bite by one of these spiders. There''s always someone allergic to something.

Forget about it. Wasps are much more of a problem and who loses any sleep over them?

Put your boots on in the morning and ... (*squish*) ... alas, poor spider.
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby HelenD » Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:20 pm

They boil them for 20 of their Earth minutes
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby HollowHorn » Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:52 pm

They are one of only twelve types of spider in the UK that bites (out of a total of 640 identified species).


That's alright then.
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Fur fuck sake! 8O
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby Lawman » Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:47 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
They are one of only twelve types of spider in the UK that bites (out of a total of 640 identified species).


That's alright then.
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Fur fuck sake! 8O


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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby banjo » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:55 am

dinna fash hh,ye only find the really dangerous ones in the paisley area.
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby RapidAssistant » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:45 am

HelenD wrote:This is the newspaper that goes on about Princess Di having been murdered by the SAS. Or whatever conspiracy theory is doing the rounds at the time...

It doesn't even bother subscribing to the PCC which should tell you all you need to know. This story has been whipped up because some unfortunate person reacted badly to a bite by one of these spiders. There''s always someone allergic to something.

Forget about it. Wasps are much more of a problem and who loses any sleep over them?

Put your boots on in the morning and ... (*squish*) ... alas, poor spider.


the other one that comes to mind is the flesh eating bug scare in the mid 1990s - necrotising faschitis or something....the Daily Record picked that one up and sensationalised it......then they wonder why newspaper sales are in a downward slide. Fewer people take the papers seriously any more since there are so many other ways of finding out the news.
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby HelenD » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:33 pm

Unfortunately, there are many people who do succumb to the hysteria in the tabloid rags. Today, I have seen on the BBC News:

A roma girl, blond, taken by Irish authorities and later found by way of DNA testing to be the daughter of the people she was taken from. Birth certificate was not considered conclusive. A random member of the public had reported them to the police following the case in Greece.

A school in England closed for the day for fumigation following an "infestation" of false widow spiders. How many spiders where actually found was not disclosed. The creatures have been in the country for a hundred years without causing any bother.

They build these things up when they've got nothing better to do - or when someone wants something kept quiet.

Here look at this (don't look at that)!
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby The Egg Man » Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:29 pm

HelenD wrote: ................

A school in England closed for the day for fumigation following an "infestation" of false widow spiders. How many spiders where actually found was not disclosed. The creatures have been in the country for a hundred years without causing any bother.

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That's obviously going to become the new ploy of choice for a day off school.

What heidie is going to risk misidentifying a spider? Close the school just in case.
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby Gerry B » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:45 pm

Jumping In Car This Morn. Noticed "unusual Spider" In Nearside Mirror......
Its The Same Shape As The False Black widow But Half The Size.
Same Design On Back
Maybe Young One......
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby Gerry B » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:51 pm

Power Washed The Car In The Rain Today.
The Nearside Mirror Got Atleast 30 Seconds
Off Serious Spray. So Hope I Have Stopped It
From Living In Mirror.... :twisted:
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby flyman » Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:12 pm

There's a false black widow next to me,she claims her man died in Nigeria but theres about ten in and out night and day.
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Re: False Black Widow?

Postby Gerry B » Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:58 pm

flyman wrote:There's a false black widow next to me,she claims her man died in Nigeria but theres about ten in and out night and day.

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