hungryjoe wrote:What a platonic old fud,
I take it its HH your talking about?
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Fossil » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:12 pm
I take it its HH your talking about?
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by The Egg Man » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:09 pm
According to the Press Association
"Single people looking for love spend almost £3.4 billion on dates every year, splashing cash on new clothes and expensive restaurants, according to a new study.
Some 37 million dates happen each year and singletons spend an average of £47 each on every encounter, the survey of more than 2,000 people by dating company Match found.
The quest for the perfect partner costs single people an average of £1,107 each year, with daters collectively spending more than £1.3 billion on entertainment, bars and restaurants and more than £860 million on new clothes for dates, the research found.
They also spend £421 million a year on transport and £324 million in hair salons, with the average singleton spending just over £100 every year getting their hair done especially for a date, the LoveGeist survey found.
Those looking for love also spend an average of £120 each year on cosmetics and contraceptives."
"Single people looking for love spend almost £3.4 billion on dates every year, splashing cash on new clothes and expensive restaurants, according to a new study.
Some 37 million dates happen each year and singletons spend an average of £47 each on every encounter, the survey of more than 2,000 people by dating company Match found.
The quest for the perfect partner costs single people an average of £1,107 each year, with daters collectively spending more than £1.3 billion on entertainment, bars and restaurants and more than £860 million on new clothes for dates, the research found.
They also spend £421 million a year on transport and £324 million in hair salons, with the average singleton spending just over £100 every year getting their hair done especially for a date, the LoveGeist survey found.
Those looking for love also spend an average of £120 each year on cosmetics and contraceptives."
I hear the people sing.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by hungryjoe » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:31 pm
Fossil wrote:hungryjoe wrote:Fossil's a dramatic old fud,
I take it its HH your talking about?
Whatever gave you that impression?
Multi dinero, multi ficky fick, multi divorce.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Fossil » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:25 pm
ffs pull yer wire crash out
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Josef » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:35 pm
Fossil wrote:ffs pull yer wire crash out
Sound advice.
I think.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Doorstop » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:39 pm
Wire crashes .. best avoided.
Better off masturbating, probably.
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Josef » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:41 pm
I clearly have not the slightest notion of what you people are talking about.
And I imagine that I'm better off that way...
And I imagine that I'm better off that way...
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Boxer6 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:11 pm
Josef wrote:I clearly have not the slightest notion of what you people are talking about.
And I imagine that I'm better off that way...
That makes two of us then.
Thankfully.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by HollowHorn » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:02 am
Banjo string. Not sure why that popped into my head btw.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Josef » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:09 am
HollowHorn wrote:Banjo string. Not sure why that popped into my head btw.
It's that Fossil. Apparently he uses them to hang teabags from.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Fossil » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:06 pm
Josef wrote:HollowHorn wrote:Banjo string. Not sure why that popped into my head btw.
It's that Fossil. Apparently he uses them to hang teabags from.
aaah the Banjo String Storys
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Josef » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:55 pm
HollowHorn wrote:Are they a popular music combo?
"Popular beat combo" was the original, and in this case far more appropriate, quote.
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by HollowHorn » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:57 pm
What was it that Cumbo was often want to say? Oh aye....................
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Re: The Singles Thread!
by Josef » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:59 pm
HollowHorn wrote:What was it that Cumbo was often want to say? Oh aye....................
"Is that fish fresh?"
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