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Postby Speedbird » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:33 pm

Yeah, you be right., he is a he and he likes other 'hes on a ratio of about 98% to 2.

If you are a she, then you have to be exceptional.


He has to sort himself out and try to adress some of his issues though.

Slightly damaged goods in other words.

Nuff said.
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Postby Speedbird » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:47 pm

Dang, put everyone off! ;-)
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Postby Speedbird » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:44 pm

Anyway.

For sale:

Me.

Young man, getting fitter again as I speak and has all his faculties (last time I checked anyway). Prone to depressions from time to time, but with enough time and patience, can be fixed.

Open to offers from both men and woman, although mostly men (c.98% - 2%)

Call today to bi now........




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I was feeling a bit down last night........
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Postby turbozutek » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:46 pm

I wouldn't worry.

So far this thread has been instrumental in uniting... no one.


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Postby Speedbird » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:48 pm

I know, It was just kind of toungue in cheek anyway, hence the 'for sale' bit for example - have it like a 'for sale' advert in a newspaper.

22 years old..... one careful owner...... answers to the names David, Greg, Doug, Gordon, Alan, Iona and Rachel (weekends only)........ etc etc
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Postby My Kitten » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:32 pm

aye, its not very successful is it, look at all the hidden marriages!

Maybe we need some speed dating?
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Postby Speedbird » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:32 pm

I just have to go to Bennet's or somewhere like that..........
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Postby Ronnie » Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:17 pm

emmar wrote:oh well here goes mine:-

newly single lady, no baggage but is a bit of a weirdo a times.

Plus points: eating, drinking, talking crap, wandering about new places, lounging on the couch with a good book, bubbly baths with a glass of plonk and some tunes.

Minus points: Monday mornings, no wine in the fridge, boredom and is about 400 miles away from anyone who is reading this :)
Ah well there goes that plan!


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Postby My Kitten » Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:22 pm

Ronnie wrote:
emmar wrote:oh well here goes mine:-

newly single lady, no baggage but is a bit of a weirdo a times.

Plus points: eating, drinking, talking crap, wandering about new places, lounging on the couch with a good book, bubbly baths with a glass of plonk and some tunes.

Minus points: Monday mornings, no wine in the fridge, boredom and is about 400 miles away from anyone who is reading this :)
Ah well there goes that plan!


Sorry to hear about your new single status, emmar.
There may be better places to look than here, tho'


Yeah, I think hanging about the corner of the street will be more successful ::):
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Postby Ronnie » Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:30 pm

emmar wrote:Yeah, I think hanging about the corner of the street will be more successful ::):


You could <koff> be better hanging around the corner of a certain street in <koff> Paisley.

Perhaps.
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Postby My Kitten » Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:34 pm

Ronnie wrote:
emmar wrote:Yeah, I think hanging about the corner of the street will be more successful ::):


You could <koff> be better hanging around the corner of a certain street in <koff> Paisley.

Perhaps.


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Postby Speedbird » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:46 pm

Don't think it would do you any good. Last time i went past it was a derelict burnt-out shell.

*I had heard that, but have not been there for ages, and anyway, I forgot in my moment of typing*

You're only likely to meet one of use weirdo Urban Explorers taking pictures. ::):

*NO!!!!*

Mind you, if it happened to be me, then your luck might be in :wink:[/quote]

Hmmmm, sound interesting.......
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Postby DMcNay » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:24 am

Speedbird wrote:Don't think it would do you any good. Last time i went past it was a derelict burnt-out shell.

*I had heard that, but have not been there for ages, and anyway, I forgot in my moment of typing*

You're only likely to meet one of use weirdo Urban Explorers taking pictures. ::):

*NO!!!!*

Mind you, if it happened to be me, then your luck might be in :wink:


Hmmmm, sound interesting.......[/quote]

Something about the quote tabs being missing in this made it utter gibberish....
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Postby Speedbird » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:04 pm

I mark my writting with stars, although I forgot the last bit.

Replying to bits individually.

Anyway, gibberish?? no it didn't, you just had to think about it.
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Postby DMcNay » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:09 pm

Marked with stars?

Right, it makes more sense now.

I fint it easier to just manually type
quote tabs
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