The Shingles Thread!

[Fossil]

What was it that Cumbo was often want to say? Oh aye....................

"Is that fish fresh?"

HAHAHAHA

He needs a fucking manicure - hes got fingernails like cock helmets

Fossil

[HollowHorn]

Dot, cover yir eyes.

[Fossil]

Dot, cover yir eyes.

and yer eyes

[John]

And cross your tees while you are at it Dot.

[HollowHorn]

I think he meant 'knees', Dot.

[cumbo]

I'm getting a half dozen new girls in from the far east on Friday if your interested ?

[The Egg Man]

I'm getting a half dozen new girls in from the far east on Friday if your interested ?

Brigton?

[Dexter St. Clair]

I'm getting a half dozen new girls in from the far east on Friday if your interested ?

Brigton?

He said the far east- Baillieston.

[hungryjoe]

Let's see how long this one lasts.

[banjo]

hungryjoe getting fed again,now that is good news.

[hungryjoe]

[Bridie]

Let's see how long this one lasts.

Well you should know the drill by now - long walks on the beach, GSOH, cosy fireside chats, NS.

[hungryjoe]

Let's see how long this one lasts.

Well you should know the drill by now - long walks on the beach, GSOH, cosy fireside chats, NS.

Oh I can do all that, it's not what I do that's the problem, it's either women who want to "make plans" at an unfeasably early stage, or women who "know" everything - such as what I'm "really" thinking and what my "real" motives are.
I'm really getting fed up with it T.B.H.

[Bridie]

Let's see how long this one lasts.

Well you should know the drill by now - long walks on the beach, GSOH, cosy fireside chats, NS.

Oh I can do all that, it's not what I do that's the problem, it's either women who want to "make plans" at an unfeasably early stage, or women who "know" everything - such as what I'm "really" thinking and what my "real" motives are.
I'm really getting fed up with it T.B.H.

Look I know what you're really trying to say .........JOKE

Seriously, why not try another route instead.
I know it's a cliche but join a club - meet people and put romance a few rungs further down the ladder.

[hungryjoe]

Let's see how long this one lasts.

Well you should know the drill by now - long walks on the beach, GSOH, cosy fireside chats, NS.

Oh I can do all that, it's not what I do that's the problem, it's either women who want to "make plans" at an unfeasably early stage, or women who "know" everything - such as what I'm "really" thinking and what my "real" motives are.
I'm really getting fed up with it T.B.H.

Look I know what you're really trying to say .........JOKE ::):

Seriously, why not try another route instead.
I know it's a cliche but join a club - meet people and put romance a few rungs further down the ladder.

Fuxake Dot, I'm not that desperate :).
For me dating sites are an alternative to going to the pub/dancing/disco/nightclub. I enjoy going to the pub with my mates, and have no interest in "pulling" in that scenario. In fact, I have no problem at all in getting dates, I suspect confirmed bachelorhood beckons, BUT, I'm seeing another nice lady, who knows what the future holds, eh?