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by **McShad** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:42 am

My Kitten wrote:After checking out my job options I'm qualified to be a babysitter or a bramble picker.

It would be brambles for me... I have an allergy to children

by **glasgowken** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:21 am

You could combine the two, get the kids to do the bramble picking :-)

by **McShad** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:04 am

nope, just wouldnt work with me... I'd still have to associate with the urchins at one point and I'd rather shave my nipples off witha rusted scalple

by **nuttytigger** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:11 pm

i learned to finger knit in primary school - no idea why tho

by **Monument** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:14 pm

My cling film and kitchen foil rolls both ran out on the same day. What are the chances?

by **Ally Doll** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:50 pm

I'm feelin so ill I'm leaving work now before my head explodes.

If you don't hear from me, it's cos my broadband is also the worse for wear!

by **Simba** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:25 pm

I feel shattered cos I'm unable to sleep before 3am these nights. Been sleeping on and off since about 12 but still feel terrible. It's not fair, all I want to do is get a good night sleep!

by **cheesemonster** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:38 pm

i got the third degree at the photocopier today :roll:

and no, i wasn't photocopying my arse!

by **Dreamena** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:43 pm

I feel I should do more housework :!:

by **Josef** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:50 pm

Dreamena wrote:I feel I should do more housework

Resist the temptation. Housework is the enemy of sloth.

by **McShad** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:14 am

I'm starting to think the weather is a bit of a pisstake now. Are we ever going to get peace from this apocolyptic weather? If we see the horsemen riding in, should I be worried as the end of the world is upon us?
Walking to work this evening was the closest I ever came to being knocked off my feet

by **HollowHorn** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:25 am

Nice avatar, cheesester, getting in touch with the child within, eh? :wink:

by **McShad** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:52 am

HollowHorn wrote:touch the child within, eh?

Isnt there laws against that?

by **cheesemonster** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:54 am

HollowHorn wrote:Nice avatar, cheesester, getting in touch with the child within, eh?

nah, just re-living the moment when i had my first beer

by **glasgowken** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:33 am

McShad wrote:I'm starting to think the weather is a bit of a pisstake now. Are we ever going to get peace from this apocolyptic weather? If we see the horsemen riding in, should I be worried as the end of the world is upon us?
Walking to work this evening was the closest I ever came to being knocked off my feet

I thought the fucking roof was coming off last night

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