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by **paladin** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:43 pm

http://www.deathclock.com/

Life is slipping away apparently.

According to this link I will peg out 4 days shy of my 86th birthday, but then I did select 'optimist' on one of the options.

:wink:

by **viceroy** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:06 pm

I selected 'pessimist' and it told me I died five years ago. News to me.

by **Captain Brittles** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:29 pm

I also chose 'pessimist' and I apparently went down to Daldowie 6 years ago. So I'm hot baby.hot! :roll:

by **paladin** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:43 pm

viceroy wrote:I selected 'pessimist'

Captain Brittles

I also chose 'pessimist'

You must have really big BMIs then?

I selected 'pessimist' and I have another 14 year to go, so getting a bus pass will evade me

Wonder if anyone has an imminent funeral coming up, the 1st HG planned parting?......we could play some tunes at the going-away gig, like 'Going underground' or 'Fire' for those about to cremate, we salute you.

:wink:

by **mrlipring** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:18 pm

October 2037. Making me 56. Eek!

by **Vladimir** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:25 pm

Tuesday, June 29, 2060 if im normal

, 2036 if im too pessimistic :cry:

by **Sandpiper** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:33 pm

The whole BMI thing's a load of pish. If interpretted at face value then Arnold Schwaz, Shwartzy, Shwazzyni.............Big Arnie would be morbidly obese.

by **Captain Brittles** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:39 pm

Its now removed the optimist/pessimist question and I'm now informed I'll live till 2027 which will make me a grand old 74. Fuck thats more than I hoped for and I might see the 10,000th. episode of Corrie.

by **HollowHorn** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:55 pm

Monday, August 28, 2045

All is well with the world.

by **Captain Brittles** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:08 pm

HollowHorn wrote:Monday, August 28, 2045

All is well with the world.

Will ye sing a song at mine ? I'll leave dosh for a swally ::):

by **paladin** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:22 am

HollowHorn wrote:Monday, August 28, 2045

Congratulations HH....you could be in for a wee telegram.

10,000th episode of Corrie

I gave up watchin' CS when Annie Walker had the Rovers and Ena Sharples & Minne Cauldwell spent all their pension money in the snug. :roll:

http://www.deathclock.com

or try....... http://www.bellaonline.com/misc/quiz/lifeclock.asp

which informs me to get a pet if I want to see past 81 years of age.
Is there a pet with a lifespan of 40years + :?:

by **viceroy** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:40 am

paladin wrote:which informs me to get a pet if I want to see past 81 years of age. Is there a pet with a lifespan of 40years +

Try a tortoise or a parrot.

by **paladin** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:58 am

viceroy wrote:
paladin wrote:which informs me to get a pet if I want to see past 81 years of age. Is there a pet with a lifespan of 40years +

Try a tortoise or a parrot.

I was thinking more of a pet that would generate it's own income, wouldn't talk too much and be very easy on the eye.

:wink:

by **Apollo** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:50 am

paladin wrote:I was thinking more of a pet that would generate it's own income, wouldn't talk too much and be very easy on the eye.

Can't you collect them on the street corners of Glasgow? I'm thinking more on the management side rather than customer side here of course. :twisted:

Bit like a cat too, goes out at night to do business, then sleeps all day.

And they could meet the last criteria too. I was leaving Victor Morris as it was about to close one night, and didn't realise I was being propositioned by a smartly dressed busnesswoman that looked as if she'd just finished work in one of the nearby office building.

I think elephants live more that 40 years...

by **paladin** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:24 am

Apollo wrote:
paladin wrote:I was thinking more of a pet that would generate it's own income, wouldn't talk too much and be very easy on the eye.

I think elephants live more that 40 years...

Can you imagine pegging out and leaving an elephant to someone in your will?..........ffs

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