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Postby HollowHorn » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:36 pm

Captain Brittles wrote:a splash of Auld spice for my chin


Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in.
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?
Whatever we've got, we share

Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself
One of us...
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Postby trickntoots » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:13 am

There is a club for ones that like the splash of OS......

The Owel Age Penshinrrs Club. ::):
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Postby paladin » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:34 am

trickntoots wrote:There is a club for ones that like the splash of OS......


Classic Togs. 8)
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Postby trickntoots » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:41 am

paladin ..I am wae to young or born too far outside glasgow in a quaint wee fishin village to know what that saying means......

classic togs.... issit a club or a place where they two can get wing tips.
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Postby paladin » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:45 am

trickntoots wrote:
classic togs.... issit a club or a place where they two can get wing tips.



Classic Togs ........is just a reference to those of a certain age who have the classic smell of Old Spice on their chins.

Togs........Terry's (Nay Sir Terry Wogan's) old geezer(s). Famous throughout the land to those who listen to Radio 2. :oops:


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Postby trickntoots » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:04 am

tittering away.....

Are you out of clobbering reach?
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Postby Captain Brittles » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:31 pm

I wasn't being serious about the Old Spice. Ye kiddin? The manageress and the daughters would kill me. ::):
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Postby trickntoots » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:16 pm

The secret is to hide the boatill..... what about Brut.... wasn't that stuff great when it first came out.... pure designer stuff.....
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Postby HollowHorn » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:20 pm

Captain Brittles wrote:I wasn't being serious about the Old Spice

Shame on you, Cappy, never give in to the wishes of Womanhood, do it once and you are on the long slippery slope to emasculation. 8O
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Postby HollowHorn » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:36 pm

trickntoots wrote:The secret is to hide the boatill

Five feet o' concrete widnae disguise the wonderous aroma "It's the mark of the man who does not have to try too hard".. it sais oan the boatil. 8)

trickntoots wrote:what about Brut.... wasn't that stuff great when it first came out..

I remember an 18th birthday, the bestest presents being a bottle of Brut and James Taylor's first album, all downhill from then on..
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Postby paladin » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:26 am

HollowHorn wrote:I remember an 18th birthday, the bestest presents being a bottle of Brut and James Taylor's first album, all downhill from then on..
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Hats of to you HH.........for having such a great memory. ::):


What was James Taylor's first album called again? Was it 'Sweet Baby James' (1970)? Which had the excellent "Fire and rain" on. Or was it when before then? 8O
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Postby HollowHorn » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:39 am

paladin wrote:Hats of to you HH.

Use lashings of sun screen.


paladin wrote:What was James Taylor's first album called again? Was it 'Sweet Baby James' (1970)? Which had the excellent "Fire and rain" 8O

Yes, how sad must it be to have a 35 year career, knowing that you peaked with your first album?
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Postby paladin » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:21 am

HollowHorn wrote:
paladin wrote:What was James Taylor's first album called again? Was it 'Sweet Baby James' (1970)? Which had the excellent "Fire and rain" 8O

Yes, how sad must it be to have a 35 year career, knowing that you peaked with your first album?



The guy (James Taylor) is always clean-shaven and a bit too sugary at times but I would disagree wth you there HH, 'Whenever I see "your smilling face" was a stonking tune and 'Handy Man' & 'Line 'em up' are brilliant when the mood is right. I would definitely say there are a lot more to JT than his first LP, his career has been far from downhill.

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Postby trickntoots » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:10 pm

His memory isn't that great paladin.....

If it was, he would have known the name of the fourth mary no problem at all....

har har har......
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Postby HollowHorn » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:48 am

paladin wrote:The guy (James Taylor) is always clean-shaven and a bit too sugary at times but I would disagree wth you there HH, 'Whenever I see "your smilling face" was a stonking tune and 'Handy Man' & 'Line 'em up' are brilliant when the mood is right. I would definitely say there are a lot more to JT than his first LP, his career has been far from downhill. :D


Yes, he has written some great songs in his time, but no subsequent album matched the beauty of the first one.
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