One for the physics buffs:
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are heading back from the lab when they get pulled over by the cops.
The cop gets out and asks Heisenberg to roll his window down.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the officer.
"No .. " says Heisenberg, "but I can tell you exactly where I am".
The cop struggles with this for a second before saying "sir, you were traveling at 65 in a 50 zone".
"Well, that's it!" proclaims Heisenberg in exasperation "Now I've no bloody idea where we are!!"
"Are you drunk?" says the policeman, "Open the boot!"
Heisenberg opens the boot and the cop shines his torch inside.
"Hey!! .. there's a dead cat in here!" the policeman yells in surprise.
Schrodinger shouts back, "Well now there fuckin' is!"
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"