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Guy goes into the pub and his mate is standing at the bar with a ferret in his hand. "Is that a ferret", he says "This ferret", replies the mate, "gives the best blow jobs on the planet...7 quid a shot". "OK" says the guy and slopes off to the toilet. He comes...
by trudger
Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:22 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: A wee joke
Replies: 1612
Views: 911099

My Kitten wrote:i hate men today.


So what exactly is wrong with men............today(monday that is)?
by trudger
Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:07 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Not really interesting facts about yourself
Replies: 11092
Views: 3522188

Wooft! Jenny Lewis, singer with Rilo Kiley. http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/shows/2005/0430/normal_043005_22.jpg And the heavenly Cat Power. http://static.flickr.com/93/214600805_cff9288d2d_o.jpg Very nice. I especially like her 'corn beef' legs, very natural. You can keep your airbrushes etc
by trudger
Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:29 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Would Ye!
Replies: 1932
Views: 822304

scallopboy wrote:Ach you just need to get out on an HG walk and have a few drinks in a nice atmosphere with like-mined people. Alternatively, 3 months in the southern hemisphere with sunshine and warmth may also help. ::):


Some hope, I'm more likely to get 3 months in the Southern General.
by trudger
Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:14 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: January blues
Replies: 37
Views: 14152

Belle and Sebastian - The Chalet Lines Go-Betweens - Dusty in here Triffids - Seagulls J. Cope - Laughing Boy and Christmas Mourning Tom Waits - In the neighbourhood Zero 7 - Destiny lots of John Tavener and many many more.... I agree with the Karen Carpenter posts. She has a voice that literally gi...
by trudger
Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:29 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: What songs make you greet?
Replies: 84
Views: 33088

Cheesemonster for fuck sake how many 3,4,5-Trimethoxy-henethylamine did you lob down your gub to sit thru all that. 8O What on earth is 3,4,5-Troxymoxylmethnospealidocious? Weird films....do people like them or do they just think they like them....or do they want other people to think they like the...
by trudger
Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:19 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: weird films
Replies: 44
Views: 16783

Jeez, Supergrass, that's a name I've not heard in ages!!! I liked them loads. Ahh does anyone remember The Seahorses??? Loved them too :D :D[/quote] Supergrass are alive and well, still underrated, still fantastic. If the likes of Razorlight, Orson, Kaiser Chiefs etc etc stick around and stay as goo...
by trudger
Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:35 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Matthew Fisher won - Hooray!
Replies: 23
Views: 7735

Re: Elderly care homes in Glasgow

Any thoughts on care homes for the elderly in Glasgow ? This is something I might have to be looking into very soon, but I haven't a clue how to go about it, waiting times, conditions, etc. Be sure you get a good look around, some of them have 'reception' areas which are used to show prospective cl...
by trudger
Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:30 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Elderly care homes in Glasgow
Replies: 21
Views: 10861

Hammond Organ = most fantastic sound ever. I always associate them with the sixties and bands like Manfred Mann. Are they still used or did moogs and electronic thingies kill them off? Up until recently you couldn't give Hammond Organs away but they are now very cool to own. Several groups are usin...
by trudger
Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:24 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Matthew Fisher won - Hooray!
Replies: 23
Views: 7735

i happen to have been singing that very song the other night, before i was slapped across the coopin for singing it ::): Of course, the Albion Rovers song to the same tune is far superior : Albion Rovers, Pride of Coatbridge, gonna win the Scottish Cup Airdrieonians, dirty bastards, gonna be the ru...
by trudger
Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:54 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Neighbours
Replies: 20
Views: 8034

I recall a newsreader, I think it was Martyn Lewis, refer to the Dundee United ground as 'Tanna-dee-chay', as if it was some sort of pasta dish. As most will know, it is 'Tanna-DICE' pronounced like what those things you throw in a casino. Pronunciation dosent really bother me, its usually good for ...
by trudger
Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:02 am
 
Forum: Glasgow Chat (Coffee Lounge)
Topic: Pronunciation
Replies: 124
Views: 67450

F*ck me, whats wrong with Frankie Miller? I've bought plenty of shite in my time, but Andrew Gold - 'Never let her slip away' was probably the most cringeworthy for its excessive 'niceness', overglossy production and annoying synth 'lick'. But worst of all (gulp), when it comes on the radio, I end u...
by trudger
Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:30 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: What is the most cringeworthy song you have bought
Replies: 48
Views: 16859

Granpaw - Sean Connery

Paw - Dustin Hoffman

Maw - Meryl Streep

Joe - Brad Pitt

Hen - Russel Crowe

Horace - Leo DiCaprio

Twins - Lyndsey Lohan

Bairn - Vern Troyes
by trudger
Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:07 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: The Broons, the movie!
Replies: 16
Views: 8546

I do share a bit of HH's distain over these pics. If she flashed by choice, coercion, or just because she doesn't give a shit anymore, it's actually quite sad. I'd like to believe if i'd been there I would have been enough of a gentleman to look the other way :oops: :? Well said HH + GK My browser ...
by trudger
Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:48 am
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Britney Spears getting out of a car NSFW !!!
Replies: 40
Views: 17190

Turn two of the switches on eg A+B. Then turn A off and leave B on. Go into the room. If the light is on then you know its B. If the light is still off, feel the bulb. If its hot, its A. If its cold, its C.
by trudger
Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:01 pm
 
Forum: Random Distractions
Topic: Go Figure!
Replies: 5
Views: 2340
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